theFED Litepaper
theFED presents a satirical twist on the trope of a covert operative determined to dismantle the crypto ecosystem from the inside. He rallies a cult following through calculated charm, safeguarding the supremacy of USD. Only so-called "FED projects" earn his endorsement, exemplified by USDC or Arkham. Soon he will deploy $FED, the most valuable weapon in his arsenal to win his war on crypto.
You thought the deep state would stop just because Trump came into power? You are wrong.
Crypto-friendly administration? theFED does not value friendship.
You think you can evade taxes? He doesn’t think so.
theFED is here to destroy crypto from within.
Features
- FED Recruit: Users sign up to be part of theFED's army. Candidates fill out the recruit form and, upon successful clearance, they will be notified by J. Edgar himself.
- FED Leaderboard: theFED keeps a meticulous record of the soldiers in his army. He is also quite generous in rewarding his soldiers for future motivation.
- FED Scan: This surveillance function monitors X for individuals boasting about gains while dodging their obligations. High-profile social media figures are prime targets. Efforts focus on ensuring everyone remains under strict oversight.
- FED Snitch: Submit relevant tweets to theFED for scrutiny, flagging possible fiscal misconduct or anything else that seems suspect. Whistleblowers might be compensated for accurate leads. Join his cause willingly.
- Talk To FED: Engage with this figure directly, discussing any subject of interest. Access may be token-gated in the future.
TEAM
J. Edgar Hoover
- Role: Creator and Handler
- Bio: John Edgar Hoover is an American attorney and law enforcement administrator who served as the final Director of the Bureau of Investigation (BOI) and the first Director of the FBI. He personally oversees this mission.
Federal Agent #1
- Role: Top Secret
- Bio: Details remain undisclosed.
Federal Agent #2
- Role: Top Secret
- Bio: Details remain undisclosed.